Well

garbagebinne:

creatureft:

puppyboygf:

call me easily amused but i still think it’s so funny to go “who said that” after saying something wildly horny

tried this out

thememedaddy:

gjengangeren:

samshepard:

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

insomniac-arrest:

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

1. Bitching and moaning
2. Hater-ology
3. Doing a goofy little bit about it
4. Having a buddy say “that’s so fucked up” at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
5. Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

This is all true except that last one, don’t worry about the last one

kinkshame-puncher-666:

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

unconventiononthelawofthesea:

I don’t care if Mike is hard and don’t call me lemonade

catchymemes:

7dmom:

ould you love me if I was a worse person who bit others

bexiescorner:

superioronion:

skippyisntfunny:

millenianthemums:

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

birdsareblooming:

birdsareblooming:

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

not-from-mars:

mmm-asbestos:

has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away

so far it’s not seven